Radio: Glass Ocean / Machine Girl

About

My unread email count: legendary status.

Rebuilt portfolio for the 8th time. This one might stick.

Set up a new notification filter. Still losing.

Deleted 500 files. Only one was important.

Bulletproof coffee ran out. Panic mode: activated.

My therapist calls it “perfectionism.” I call it “work.”

Tried to rest. Brain said “lol no.”

Rejected 3 bad ideas. Still have 50 waiting.

Paid rent with invoices. Legal for now.

About me:

Built on equal parts instinct and analysis, I help brands find themselves, then build identities that punch above their weight and below the belt. Translation: if it’s boring, I fix it. If it’s not, I make it impossible to ignore. Solved with taste, math, and mild disrespect. Like money, but better.
Crafting chaos since dial-up.

Current game(s):

Brand Warfare 2 (Hard Mode) & Client TETRIS

Development credit:

Select Clients

Hypno Hire
One Body One Earth
Stones Throw Records
Crap Eyewear
Maine Office of Tourism
Harley Davidson
Carmex
Chasing Paper
Haven’s Kitchen
Crunch Master
Juvee
Spoiled Child
Super Coffee
Kizik
Twice
Sunwink
Windmill
Firstmark
686 Plenaire Robin Golf
Marvel Studios
Deeps
Wyoming Office of Tourism

Creating

1990

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